eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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