she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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