Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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