Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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