You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm going to jail i love you
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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