it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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