Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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