So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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