We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The beer is more important than you right now.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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