i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Couch. On fire.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
