I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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