porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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