: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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