I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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