I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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