i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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