So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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