But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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