Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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