i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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