And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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