The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Couch. On fire.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
