I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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