I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We had sex on a dog bed..
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think