remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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