we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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