I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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