Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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