I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So. Much. Porn.
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