I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
high people should be assigned attendants
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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