I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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