What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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