i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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