Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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