Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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