chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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