gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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