just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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