Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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