you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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