i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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