Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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