You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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