She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
MIDGETS
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I need a beard to bite.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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