O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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