You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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