Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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