can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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