Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.