We won't sleep together?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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