So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Enjoy the penises
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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