My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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