I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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