Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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